CAFFEINE FREE

You know that feeling you get when you wake up in the morning, all bright and sunny after a full eight hours of sleep complete with an extra 10 minutes of snooze time? Like how nothing in the world can dampen your spirits and today is the day you are going out to own it all?

You step into the bathroom and feel the gentle warmth of sunshine seeping though the curtain blinds enveloping every inch of your skin. You stare at your naked body in the gleaming full-length mirror and a little voice inside your head whispers," Hey, you look pretty good for your age. In fact, you might have lost a little of that fat around your tummy area you were concerned about. Wait, you dont just look pretty good, quite fucking fantastic actually." Your hair has just the right amount of volume and bounce, perfect length and no weird kinks curling out the wrong direction. Out-of-bed and after sex hair they call it. But you didnt even have sex last night, you giggle to yourself.

While brushing your teeth in the exact motions your handsome dentist told you that you have been doing perfect your entire life, you casually think about who would you prefer to go on a dinner date with tonight. Tom might know the best places for a glass of red but Harry always makes you feel like you're having a one-to-one private conversation with Cummings himself. Deciding not to be a dick about it, You decide to toss a coin later. There are more pressing matters, like what to wear for lunch with the girls at your favourite tapas place that serves the best Jamón Iberico de recebo. Mmm..

Mornings like these are unfortunately the exact opposite of what I've been having lately. Am down with a terrible cold and feeling like death. Will be back when I am super again!