i will try this hair style for my short do some time:

i love stupid charts like these:

i want to be here NOW:
(sit by the sea all night till i become a shrivelled prune?
mm, i think i can learn to live with that)

wednesdays of wants, will and love. xx.

because everyone likes dick jokes:

The 9 words women use (that all men should learn to understand):

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut-up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half-hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’usually end in ‘Fine’.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare. Not permission. Don’t do it!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time and standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. ‘That’s okay’ means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying ‘To hell with you!’

9. Don’t worry about it, I’ve got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womanhas told a man to do several times, but is now doing it hersef. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For a woman’s response, refer to #3.

via tumblr (obliteratedheart)

as much as i love my new do, it annoys me to no end that one side of my ends keep curling outwards instead of inwards. totally turning my hair from chic to shit, and adding on to the endless list of my asymmetries. the more "famous" one which almost everyone knows by now, my slightly asymmetrical face and smirk grin. long story, fell down hard when i was a kid on cny's eve and my tissue muscle sagged slightly on one side, it was never the same again. i remember the doc telling my mom only surgery to pull the tissue back up would help balance my smile/face out. my mom scoffed at the doc and told me to "lift" my cheeks up by massaging it daily, well, it has been about 10 years, her method obviously wasnt as effective. also ive imbalanced double eyelids, my left side looks more perfect. to me at least. so do my ears. oh, my recently acquired stiff right shoulder totally throws my whole body balance off. great, after labeling everything out, i feel like an alien now. *cues christina aguilera's 'beautiful'...*

yesterday was supposed to be the most liberating of all liberating wednesdays but my stylist was on leave. hence today, i cut off more than 15 inches of my hair:

i really like this short do, it give me so much more volume at the top of my head. the weight of my previous (very) long hair plus singapore's humidity gave me bad hair days, everyday.

i also think its pretty chic and will go well with playful/jersey basics as well as clean razor cut sleek office looks.

cant wait to grow the inverted bob out too. it'll look exactly like my choice of inspiration! (dont tell you who! :p)

whether you are for or against short hair, still cute right?! heh.

which reminds me, my picture on the sidebar is totally invalid now.

today, 21st of July 2010 is my unlucky day. i woke up with plans to cut my hair and get lots of work done. only to find that first, my paypal transaction was cancelled because i used the wrong currency. then, i stupidly transferred in the wrong currency again; maxed out my account and couldnt pay. after a million calls to the bank (and being on hold for the longest time) i got them to temporarily lift my limit for the day, then, i keyed in the wrong amount and retardly decided to link my cards, i couldnt get any transactions done till 3-4 working days later. the feeling was circa 2000, when i forgot to bring my card out (without cash) and ate for 2 at a (un-namable) cafe. i tried to get my bf to pay for me but my thousand-year-old phone just had to die on me. i couldnt receive texts (hence i couldnt use ibanking either). technology is definitely not working for me today. i also found out the stylist i wanted was on leave. all in all, i wasted half a day and got nothing done. oh, im going out for frog porridge later. wish me luck.

im thinking of getting a haircut. something really different, instead of the usual trim and a new fringe/parting. im thinking of going for a bob ( i wanted victoria beckham's inverted bob but i think my fat cheeks will disapprove) so i decided on a mid bob but a friend commented that i'll look like an evil villain from star trek. should i or should i not settle for a shoulder length bob which is touted the most universally flattering haircut by the allure office? which leads me to the question, should i get a new fringe to go along too? my center part might be showing off my imax forehead too much. oh hair woes, BEGONE!

typography magic via thebigcaption.com

oh, TGIF everyone!

the iphone transformation:

i kinda want to perm my hair (slightly):



i love agnes from despicable me:






i will be needing some ice cream to get me through today.





wednesday liberations of want, will and love.

red on the head, fire in bed! too bad it's all brown now.
i was laughing at something when this was taken. totally candid and totally chubby.

yesterday, i dreamt of a boy i used to have a crush on a longggg time ago. in my dream, he didnt like me back, in reality, i dont think he ever did. it was a very strange dream, he looked exactly like how he did all those years back, and i looked like how i do now. made me seem like a perverted paedo who preyed on young boys. :/

i just realised that im in someone's twitter list titled "celebrities." as flattered as i am, i am really nowhere near celebrity-dom. the closest i can get is probably sharing the same sort of hairline jude law has. that, is not a good thing.

meow, my cornea is flatter than yours now. yes, i will not be able to wear contact lenses anymore but i wont have a need for them anyway and since i dont use cosmetic lenses, this is not an issue to me! i encourage those who have been contemplating lasik to seriously consider it. i use dailies cus i have sensitive eyes and they cost me a bomb, like leeches slowly seeping away my money. my eyesight was L 700 + 125 astig, R 600 + 25 astig, and now my best eyesight achieved is 6/12. not 6/6. but im pretty happy with that. do visit an opthamologist to find out your best eyesight attainable after your lasik before you make a decision!

and if you want great skin, lasik or not, try the pore care serum and T-zone oil block gel ive been using in my skincare. coupled with lots of sleep and water you'll get a great complexion for sure! please visit ettusais!

i wanted to do a post-lasik review vlog today but my neighbours wouldnt let me. they also didnt allow me to speak on the phone cus they needed new floors. hopefully i'll be able to do it tmr or wed. also, ive been having the best skin ever this week, just like those photoshopped pictures of celebrities. okay, i might be exaggerating sightly. but im pretty sure if i just dust on some loose powder i'll be able to achieve an insanely porcelain complexion. ive attributed this divine complexion (which i hope will last forever) to a few factors and new stuff ive added in my skincare regime this whole recuperating week. all of which i will be sharing in my video, sooo, please s-s-s-stop the drilling please!