Sunday, July 25, 2010

as much as i love my new do, it annoys me to no end that one side of my ends keep curling outwards instead of inwards. totally turning my hair from chic to shit, and adding on to the endless list of my asymmetries. the more "famous" one which almost everyone knows by now, my slightly asymmetrical face and smirk grin. long story, fell down hard when i was a kid on cny's eve and my tissue muscle sagged slightly on one side, it was never the same again. i remember the doc telling my mom only surgery to pull the tissue back up would help balance my smile/face out. my mom scoffed at the doc and told me to "lift" my cheeks up by massaging it daily, well, it has been about 10 years, her method obviously wasnt as effective. also ive imbalanced double eyelids, my left side looks more perfect. to me at least. so do my ears. oh, my recently acquired stiff right shoulder totally throws my whole body balance off. great, after labeling everything out, i feel like an alien now. *cues christina aguilera's 'beautiful'...*

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes! It's very irritating! I have to use a curler to curl it back every day and its getting on my nerves!

christine y said...

tell me about it. the ends also kinda poke my neck sometimes. extremely itchyyy.

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